Skipper Found in Closet
April 4, 2008
Northshore, MA
At approximately 1:32 this morning, there was a disturbance in the boxes of Cellarton. Upon investigation, it was found that a domestic occurrence resulted in a decapitation.
The boyfriend of the victim, Kevin, was unavailable for comment.
Labels: WTF?
6 Comments:
LOL! LOL! LOL!
Omg I am laughing so hard. This is by far your best post EVER! lol
Funny. Thanks!
I love you so much.
Jeez--you are funny! Great post.
It's happened here as well!
Could it be a serial killer?
Please post more current news, as the citizens in the boxes of Cellarton might just be worried for their own safety. What a despicable crime! I never would have imagined that something so heinous could have happened in the quiet and peaceful place of Cellarton...what IS this world coming to?
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