Friday, April 4, 2008

Skipper Found in Closet

April 4, 2008
Northshore, MA

At approximately 1:32 this morning, there was a disturbance in the boxes of Cellarton. Upon investigation, it was found that a domestic occurrence resulted in a decapitation.

The boyfriend of the victim, Kevin, was unavailable for comment.



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6 Comments:

Blogger Brittany said...

LOL! LOL! LOL!
Omg I am laughing so hard. This is by far your best post EVER! lol

April 4, 2008 at 9:18 AM  
Blogger Ronnica said...

Funny. Thanks!

April 4, 2008 at 1:20 PM  
Anonymous Villapardo said...

I love you so much.

April 4, 2008 at 11:17 PM  
Anonymous apple cyder said...

Jeez--you are funny! Great post.

April 7, 2008 at 10:13 AM  
Anonymous Jenny said...

It's happened here as well!
Could it be a serial killer?

April 10, 2008 at 12:35 PM  
Blogger Andi said...

Please post more current news, as the citizens in the boxes of Cellarton might just be worried for their own safety. What a despicable crime! I never would have imagined that something so heinous could have happened in the quiet and peaceful place of Cellarton...what IS this world coming to?

April 10, 2008 at 5:31 PM  

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